G.I. Joe: Retaliation Trailer Features All the Dwayne Manley and El Camino Gunfire You'll Ever Need

So far as I understand, there's just one film in 2012 that has Bruce Willis opening machine gunfire on criminals from the rear of an El Camino. That film is G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Jon M. Chu’s follow up towards the 2009 feature, featuring Channing Tatum, Dwayne Manley and a minimum of one sword fight by which all the combatants are suspended from the high cliff. You need to view it to think it. You'll still don’t accept is as true, would you? That’s OK since you have until June 29 to process the truth that your (brother’s) favorite childhood toys are the topic of another live action feature. This time around around, the musclebound G.I. Joe Team butts heads with Zartan (Arnold Vosloo), Storm Shadow (Lee Byung-hun) and Firefly (Ray Stevenson) amongst a flurry of explosions, camouflage and machismo (“The world ain’t savin’ itself.”). If little else, watch it in memory from the G.I. Joe crew member who tragically died captured while wearing down a collection. VERDICT: Oddly excited with this. [Machinima via /Film]